meladoodle:

i think about this a lot…

meladoodle:

i think about this a lot…

myfirstpubichair:

*moans swaggie as I cum*

so i left this blog for like 2 weeks and i gained ten followers like ok logic and physics arent real i gues

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

sext: googlie mooglie

urbancatfitters:

i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade

nicolasiscaged:

“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire 

hey if everyone could send some love to my boy nouseforapianoplayer it would be much appreciated :)

I’m tired of humor blogging bye peasants see you never but actually.

I’m getting rid of this blog. Message me if you want the link to my new one. 

dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss

rlmjob:

the perks of getting the fuck away from me

test-url-in-progress:

to write swag swag like Cailliou on her arms
lms

No one's fucking talking about gossip girl, Rachel Tice. (◕‿◕✿)

Edward Cullen - Twilight New Moon